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| 08:06pm 07/03/2006 |
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you should comment me on myspace! but anyway. Myspace is being to fucking gay for me to get on it..bitches! hmm. i.love.you. |
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| 12:20pm 13/12/2005 |
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<td align="center">Your most embarrassing sexual moment:

You tripped over your clothes when trying to do a strip tease
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>
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| Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is: | Don’t worry, I keep a dildo with me just in case |
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| 01:03pm 12/12/2005 |
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| You will go to jail for: | You claimed sex toys as a business expense on your tax forms |

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| Your darkest secret is: | you bought a thigh master from a garage sale |

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| Your arch-nemesis is: | Audrey Hepburn |

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| Why? | Because they broke your favorite vase then did a shoddy job of gluing it back together |
| The winner will be... | You will kill each other in a duel |
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| As a child... | You were paraded around dressed as a pink bunny on Halloween |
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| How did it mess you up? | Your sole goal in life is to be a pussy cat doll |
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<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Carissa's Random Movie Quote:
'I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.'
- Samantha, Sixteen Candles
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<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Carissa's Random Movie Quote:
'I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.'
- Frank, Rocky Horror Picture Show
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
<td align="center">You will be a Notorious Criminal

Your fame will be gained through your unlawful deeds. You are very smart and will probably get away with it for a long time – if not forever. You are not evil, necessarily, but when you don’t agree with a law, you just ignore it.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
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| 12:16pm 08/12/2005 |
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ___1217's purse (30 points). Last month I gave shatteredrose57 a kidney (1000 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I punched causesofdeath in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1714 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely, crisco32704 |
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| 12:14pm 08/12/2005 |
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I pulled shinobiryu's hair (-5 points). Last month I put money in kdclivngdeadgrl's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I set mayonaka_ame's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to xmurderscenex in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (569 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely, crisco32704 |
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| 12:31pm 01/12/2005 |
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If you're reading this right now, if your eyes are scrolling from left to right reading this, and even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything, good or bad, but it must be fake. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your own journal or blog. Maybe you'll be surprised (or mortified) with what people don't remember about you.
Happy December 1st!
I love Jack. Love, Carissa |
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| 12:18pm 10/11/2005 |
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I'm bored..and today..is a great day..I didn't get enough sleep..and stuff..but anyway.. Mod-1-I got to color. Mod-2-I got to paint. Mod-3-I got to play with matches..and watched Wally..do experiments. Mod-4-I think I did okay on my geometry test.. Lunch!-Today they had Strawberry JamUncrustables.! Not Grape Jam! Hoorah! But Tucker got raped by The Tall Mike..It made me sad. Mod-5-I get to update...and stuff. Jack is fucking adorable..I wanna do him so bad..
Heart, Carissa |
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| 12:17pm 10/11/2005 |
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Happy Birthday Jack..12:17 |
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| 12:25pm 09/11/2005 |
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Yayness..we have a half day!..and only 15 minutes left..but my head hurts..and I want to leave right now...I love my Jackness.. my Eyelashes are purple..and I have pink mascara now.I heart you..buh bye -Carissa |
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| 12:53pm 02/11/2005 |
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So…today Jack isn’t at school. That sucks. Hopefully, I get to see him tomorrow or something. Sorry I don’t update as often. It’s my gay computer’s fault. Blah.
Hmm..I think I told you Halloween was awesome. But it was sad when Jack made the little kids cry and stuff…. also silly though…I should’ve told my dad to bring the chainsaw. Stupid Carissa. Anyway..I cleaned my room and my stuffed animal pile looks neatness. I forgot that neatness is a real word. Effing Duh.
Love,
Carissa
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| 12:26pm 01/11/2005 |
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Halloweenie was fucking awesome. Jack's outfit looked great..but he made a lot of kids cry. hehe
And People certain didn't show up..so I was the only girl and I wasn't threatened by anyone..well..Kelsey (sp) was there..but still...I felt special because I was the only girl..JACK's! Anyway..we got a lot of candies..but we gave it to Mike's sister..because her bag got snatched..and Jordan got slapped or something..but his candy got taken too...lol
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| 12:53pm 31/10/2005 |
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Happy Halloween. It might suck..I am hanging out with Jack and Jordan.maybe Danielle. and Eli and Shawn And Donald and Erica..Probably Mike..but let's see...only like maybe 3 people will acually talk to me. What a surprise. anyway..SAWII is great..except the end.
I love Jack. Carissa |
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| 12:17pm 16/09/2005 |
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YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS:: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential
So,.Jack just broke up with me..for real. |
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| 12:20pm 15/09/2005 |
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I'm failing Physics..andI can't use a protractor right..(sp)
Love, Carissa |
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| 12:10pm 15/09/2005 |
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Hello..it's been forever since I updated. Hopefully soon I get my computer working again.I suck..and I have to spend lots and lots of time with my dad to make up for all the money.
Today has been good..and m dream ended as t he alarm went off..it was at least a good ending.
Bo..calls me Stephanie..because that's what Kelly told him my name was..because she was looking at my agenda..and saw Stephanie.
I have no vision. My glasses broke and the purple contacts are lost..well..one of them.
Well..Jack and I are okay..so..yeah. I have the cell phone back.. 317 525 7416.
umm..well..Im'm going to go..before I get in trouble.
Love, Carissa |
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| 10:47am 20/08/2005 |
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Going to Mich's Party. My camera is Charging. I'm naked..I just got out of the shower. heh.:) |
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| 10:43am 20/08/2005 |
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Hi..I just got a new digital camera..is 6.1 megapixels..gay? it has 3 zoom too.. |
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| 06:12pm 16/08/2005 |
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1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie/book/fictional character reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a substance to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. Or at least me.
5. I'll tell you my favorite memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal or plant you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.
Love, Carissa |
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| 06:58pm 15/08/2005 |
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You secretly want... Pee Wee Herman!!!! EEEEEEW! You're nasty! Get away from me! What a pervert! (I mean YOU'RE a pervert!)
What do You Secretly Want? brought to you by Quizilla
 You are an assassin. That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper Quote: "The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures] brought to you by Quizilla |
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