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08:06pm 07/03/2006
  you should comment me on myspace!
but anyway.
Myspace is being to fucking gay for me to get on it..bitches!
hmm.
i.love.you.
 
     

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08:47pm 08/02/2006
  http://www.myspace.com/chapstickdinosaur


Yeah go there...bitches. add me
 
     

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12:20pm 13/12/2005
 
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for crisco32704:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stseriouslymea pubic hair trimmer
2ndineptexpressiona small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'
3rdmisfit77_a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
4thxmurderscenexA genital piercing
5thfortresoftears3an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times
6thshatteredrose57more condoms than there are days remaining for you
7thlyshy06A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
8thkdclivngdeadgrla strap-on
9thimperfectcry213a fishnet body stocking
10thkdclivngdeadgrla crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'
11thinsanepsycho666a keg of lube
12thcausesofdeathA pornstar slot machine
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You tripped over your clothes when trying to do a strip tease

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Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:
Don’t worry, I keep a dildo with me just in case
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01:03pm 12/12/2005
 
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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for crisco32704:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stfortresoftears3A self help book for hypochondriacs
2ndimperfectcry213Velcro shoes
3rd___1217A falcon trained to gouge eyes out
4thshatteredrose57A self help book for hypochondriacs
5thyour_emo_friendA Freddie Krueger mask
6thimperfectcry213An 18th Century canon
7thfortresoftears3An 18th Century canon
8thlyshy06Black toilet paper
9thxmurderscenexLard
10thseriouslymeA years worth of toenail clippings
11thcausesofdeathA carefully choreographed dance sequence to Thriller
12thlyshy06320 year old wine
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You will go to jail for:
You claimed sex toys as a business expense on your tax forms



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Your darkest secret is:
you bought a thigh master from a garage sale



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Your arch-nemesis is:
Audrey Hepburn



Why?
Because they broke your favorite vase then did a shoddy job of gluing it back together
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You will kill each other in a duel
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As a child...
You were paraded around dressed as a pink bunny on Halloween
How did it mess you up?
Your sole goal in life is to be a pussy cat doll
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<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Carissa's Random Movie Quote:

'I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.'

- Samantha, Sixteen Candles

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'I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.'

- Frank, Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Your fame will be gained through your unlawful deeds. You are very smart and will probably get away with it for a long time – if not forever. You are not evil, necessarily, but when you don’t agree with a law, you just ignore it.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for crisco32704:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stcausesofdeatha TiVo full of porn
2ndmascaraforbloodA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
3rdmascaraforblooda one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets
4thimperfectcry213a full-body condom
5thnicks_bobA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration
6thcausesofdeatha visitor from an escort service
7thcausesofdeathA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number
8thinsanepsycho666an invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy
9thimperfectcry213nipple clips
10thimperfectcry213a tray of lewd ice cubes
11thineptexpressiona dusty bottle of absinthe
12thimperfectcry213A bottle of everyman's Viagara
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12:16pm 08/12/2005
 
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]___1217's purse (30 points). Last month I gave [info]shatteredrose57 a kidney (1000 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I punched [info]causesofdeath in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1714 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
crisco32704

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12:14pm 08/12/2005
 
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I pulled [info]shinobiryu's hair (-5 points). Last month I put money in [info]kdclivngdeadgrl's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I set [info]mayonaka_ame's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to [info]xmurderscenex in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (569 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
crisco32704

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Masturbation   
12:31pm 01/12/2005
  If you're reading this right now, if your eyes are scrolling from left to right reading this, and even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything, good or bad, but it must be fake. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your own journal or blog. Maybe you'll be surprised (or mortified) with what people don't remember about you.


Happy December 1st!

I love Jack.
Love,
Carissa
 
     

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12:18pm 10/11/2005
  I'm bored..and today..is a great day..I didn't get enough sleep..and stuff..but anyway..
Mod-1-I got to color.
Mod-2-I got to paint.
Mod-3-I got to play with matches..and watched Wally..do experiments.
Mod-4-I think I did okay on my geometry test..
Lunch!-Today they had Strawberry JamUncrustables.! Not Grape Jam! Hoorah!
But Tucker got raped by The Tall Mike..It made me sad.
Mod-5-I get to update...and stuff.
Jack is fucking adorable..I wanna do him so bad..

Heart,
Carissa
 
     

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12:17pm 10/11/2005
  Happy Birthday Jack..12:17  
     

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12:25pm 09/11/2005
  Yayness..we have a half day!..and only 15 minutes left..but my head hurts..and I want to leave right now...I love my Jackness..
my Eyelashes are purple..and I have pink mascara now.I heart you..buh bye
-Carissa
 
     

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12:53pm 02/11/2005
 

So…today Jack isn’t at school. That sucks. Hopefully, I get to see him tomorrow or something. Sorry I don’t update as often. It’s my gay computer’s fault. Blah.

Hmm..I think I told you Halloween was awesome. But it was sad when Jack made the little kids cry and stuff…. also silly though…I should’ve told my dad to bring the chainsaw. Stupid Carissa. Anyway..I cleaned my room and my stuffed animal pile looks neatness. I forgot that neatness is a real word. Effing Duh.

 

   Love,

      Carissa

 

I love Jack.
 
     

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12:26pm 01/11/2005
  Halloweenie was fucking awesome. Jack's outfit looked great..but he made a lot of kids cry. hehe

And People certain didn't show up..so I was the only girl and I wasn't threatened by anyone..well..Kelsey (sp) was there..but still...I felt special because I was the only girl..JACK's! Anyway..we got a lot of candies..but we gave it to Mike's sister..because her bag got snatched..and Jordan got slapped or something..but his candy got taken too...lol

And yeah..it was the bestest ever.
 
     

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12:53pm 31/10/2005
  Happy Halloween. It might suck..I am hanging out with Jack and Jordan.maybe Danielle. and Eli and Shawn And Donald and Erica..Probably Mike..but let's see...only like maybe 3 people will acually talk to me. What a surprise. anyway..SAWII is great..except the end.

I love Jack.
Carissa
 
     

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12:17pm 16/09/2005
  YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
__________________________________________________
All questions are COMPLETELY confidential

So,.Jack just broke up with me..for real.
 
     

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12:20pm 15/09/2005
  I'm failing Physics..andI can't use a protractor right..(sp)


Love,
Carissa
 
     

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12:10pm 15/09/2005
  Hello..it's been forever since I updated. Hopefully soon I get my computer working again.I suck..and I have to spend lots and lots of time with my dad to make up for all the money.

Today has been good..and m dream ended as t he alarm went off..it was at least a good ending.

Bo..calls me Stephanie..because that's what Kelly told him my name was..because she was looking at my agenda..and saw Stephanie.

I have no vision. My glasses broke and the purple contacts are lost..well..one of them.

Well..Jack and I are okay..so..yeah.
I have the cell phone back.. 317 525 7416.

umm..well..Im'm going to go..before I get in trouble.

Love,
Carissa
 
     

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10:47am 20/08/2005
  Going to Mich's Party.
My camera is Charging.
I'm naked..I just got out of the shower.
heh.:)
 
     

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10:43am 20/08/2005
  Hi..I just got a new digital camera..is 6.1 megapixels..gay?
it has 3 zoom too..
 
     

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06:12pm 16/08/2005
  1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.

2. I'll tell you what song/movie/book/fictional character reminds me of you.

3. I'll pick a substance to wrestle with you in.

4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. Or at least me.

5. I'll tell you my favorite memory of you.

6. I'll tell you what animal or plant you remind me of.

7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.

Love,
Carissa
 
     

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06:58pm 15/08/2005
  HASH(0x8c7cab0)
You secretly want... Pee Wee Herman!!!!
EEEEEEW!
You're nasty! Get away from me! What a pervert! (I
mean YOU'RE a pervert!)


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Assassin
You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes


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